Shit Happens

Kelly DeBrocky, of Mahopac, N.Y. was looking forward to taking her one year old son to the Martime Aquarium. Then tragedy struck: her son stepped in dog shit. As a result, her entire day was ruined. She is suing the Martime Aquarium because the poop was near their parking garage.

Ohmigod. Is this a bad joke?

Girl, get real. If your kid is one, you are lucky he didn’t stick the poop in his mouth, bite off a nugget, all the while saying “Mmmmmm”. Seriously, PUT ON YOUR BIG GIRL PANTIES AND GET OVER IT.

If your one year old stepped in dog crap and you let it ruin your day, that is your own choice. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but if you are that inflexible, you are going to have a lot of ruined days in your future. If you get so overwhelmed by poop, you really shouldn’t have had a kid to begin with. For the first couple of years after becoming a parent, all you do is deal with poop, puke, drool, spit up, and pee. Just wait until your son learns to “finger paint” in his crib with his favorite shade of brown. That will ruin your entire week. Then who will you sue? The diaper manufacturer?