If the Shoe Fits, Wear It

A friend of mine went with her family to have dinner at a restaurant the other night. She has a son who is a year older than Cooper. As you probably know, one of the requirements of being a child is that you always need to go to the bathroom as soon as your family gets settled somewhere.

Sure enough, her little boy had to go, so her husband took him into the men’s room. There were other men in the bathroom, so her hubby helped their son and then went over to the urinal to use it himself. As loudly as possible, her son blurted out “”DAD, YOUR DINGER IS REALLY BIG!” Already noticing size.

Nothing like a kid to keep you honest, and to let all the world know your business.