First a Bat, Now a Vampire

Holy shit. Look what my friend Chris found on the sofa pillow behind my head?

No, that is NOT a plump raisin, though it is the same size as one. That is a frakkin TICK. Goddess only knows how long she has been in my house. Gawd I am glad Cooper didn’t think it was a raisin and pop it in his mouth.. . . <<shudder>>

There is not enough poisonous spray in the world to help me sleep without feeling a creepy crawly on me. Seriously, is someone putting some sort of voodoo curse on me?