Theme Song

Posted by Mimi on November 7th, 2009 filed in Adventure, Healing, Humor, Lyme

Because I am ailing, My lovely Step Dad brought us a clever dinner combination of pork ribs and lime-aid.  Very appropriate.  However, he wasn’t taking any chances getting sick, so he “made the drop” by putting the food on our picnic table outside and high-tailing it out of here.  Smart man.

Since I’ve had Swine flu I have had lots of time to sit and think.  I like to envision how the Lyme might be pissed to have it’s “home” invaded.  Ha!  Now it knows how I feel!  TAKE THAT, YOU WORTHLESS LEECH!

I can’t help but to re-create the words to one of my favorite songs, to fit my situation. (DISCLAIMER:  If you do not know the song “Particle Man,” by They Might Be Giants, please do not attempt to read my lyrics, or you will think I have totally lost it, which could be true regardless.  If you do know the song, I hope you’ll be singing it all day).

Spirochete man, Spirochete man
Doing the things a Spirochete can
What’s he like? It’s not important
Spirochete man

Is he a corkscrew or is he a speck?
When he’s in a deer does he get bit?
Or does the tick get bit instead?
Nobody knows, Spirochete man

Porcine man, Porcine man
Size of entire universe man
Usually kind to person man
Porcine man

Spirochete man, Spirochete man,
Spirochete man hates Porcine man.
They have a fight, Spirochete wins

Person man, Person man,
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives her life seeing doctor man
Person man

Is she depressed or is she a mess?
Does she feel totally hopeless?
Everything’s attacking person man
Exhausted man, person man

Person man, Person man
Person man hates Spirochete man
They have a fight, Person wins
Person man!

(If you would like to hear the original version, you may listen here.  Please excuse the lame graphics, I was trying to find the one with the best sound quality.)